Do you find yourself avoiding Facebook because pictures of
friends' parties send you into a pouty moment of depression? Do you find yourself angry when you see
pictures of backyard barbeques and pintrest recipes for food that you can't
get? Have you recently found yourself
wishing your Landcruiser had a sun roof, so you could feel wind on your face
while you cranked the tunes from a latest hits station?
Sounds like you've got a bad case of American Summertime
Envy. This pernicious disease rears its
head every year about this time, striking especially those who are holding down
the fort while teammates are back in the States for a break. The good news is that 99% of victims
survive. The bad news is that some
victims take weeks, even months, to recover all while suffering with frequent
and severe pity parties.
However, with proper treatment, the duration can be
drastically shortened. And if properly
followed, this treatment advice can almost eliminate most severe symptoms. I'm happy to offer you this week's Tip of the
Week.
1. Do host a dinner party serving American summertime classics
such as hamburgers, coleslaw, and baked beans.
This is especially great if you can Tom Sawyer your teammates into doing
the lion's share of the work. (I just
did this last night; I know of what I speak.
A tip for another time perhaps?)
Go all out! Bust out the bacon
and the cheddar cheese and have a blast.
Do not, however, look for fun recipes on Facebook for said
party. Invariably they ask for
ingredients you can't get. A thousand
substitutions later and your "fun and simple" dessert has blown up in
your face. No one needs that kind of
frustration
2. Do not
intentionally go listening to songs that take you back to idyllic summer
evenings with friends, or that playlist from some awesome summer road trip. Also, if you are using some music service,
make sure that it doesn't switch over to the hits from years past when you were
soaking up every last drop of summer.
Do, on the other hand, find new music that you find
extremely enjoyable. Maybe this is a new
album by your favorite artist, or maybe you branch out and find a local artist
whose music you enjoy. In any case, it
is best to play this music excessively loud, with the intention of disturbing
the neighbors (don't worry, they'll get you back later), and on repeat until
you are completely sick of the album.
3. Do soak up every
minute driving around in the car with the A/C cranked as high as possible. Again, playing your music louder than you
should while driving is recommended.
(Though, in all cases, you should ensure that the music promotes calm,
clear headed driving. No rage music.
Lord knows it is hard enough staying calm even without fight music.)
Do not, please, get lost in the moment and roll down your
window. The blast of heat and dust will
ruin the mood.
4. Do not look at
your friends' Facebook pictures showing their latest beach vacation. This only leads to you posting whiny stuff as
your next status.
Do, however, plan your next vacation. Think about how many whiny status updates you
can provoke when you put up your pictures.
5. Do invite friends
over for movie nights. Make popcorn,
turn out the lights, and play whatever boot-legged film you've been able to get
your hands on.
Do not, in any case, look at what is hitting the summer box
office. This will only make your dubbed
in French boot leg seem less awesome.
6. Do remember that
most people in America have to work all summer long, and that summer is only so
festive because they've just come 6 months of living in a frozen tundra.
Prayer Request
1. Continue praying
for the young men in Tarasso. They were
very responsive last week. We've set up
a once a week meeting to disciple them.
Pray that this would be well received and, more importantly, put into
practice.
2. Pray for the church in Zantiguila. The church body has grown rapidly over the
past two years (from 30 people to 200).
As I mentioned last week, the walls of their newly built church were blown
down in a violent storm. This past
Sunday, I went with a few pastors to visit them. Though discouraged by what happened, they are
firm in their resolve. Pray for the
pastor, Abdias, who has a huge heart for reaching the area around him. His goal this year is for 100 new believers
in the towns around him. Pray that God
would "do exceedingly and abundantly" more.
3. Continue to pray
for rain. The season is seriously
delayed and if it doesn't start in the next week or so, the season will be too
short for many of the crops, which will lead to widespread hunger and possibly
famine.
4. Pray for teammates
Tim and Bev as they head home for their son's wedding. Pray for Mary and I, as we will be the only
two to hold down the fort for the next couple weeks.
5. Praise, Issa, whom we have prayed for several times,
returned from his Discipleship Training School.
The experience was great, even if at times a bit difficult for him. Pray that the Lord would lead him into what's
next.
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